Jesus forgives you for your sins
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Reblog if you’ve been offended by the words of your own parents.

troylerismyhappylittlepill:

roythomasmusic:

mo-livan:

hecatesdaughters:

shadowc44:

sammithehoboacrossthestreet:

viara:

I want to know if I’m the only one.

fucking shit

Definitely. 

sooooo many times.

The amount of notes makes me sad

Wow the number makes me sad.

*slams face on reblog button*

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(Source: thetravp)

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jaclcfrost:

being called by just your last name

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irobon:

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(Source: izukos)

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officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

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panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

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corriezodori:

a-romeo-that-loves:

oh my god toyota.

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(Source: miilesluna)

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memewhore:

sgtsatine:

randomweas:

Did Someone Say Cake?

I stared at these gifs for waaaaayyyyy longer than I should have.

I’m glad today is grocery day now, ‘cause I’m getting a fuckin’ cake!

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burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

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    plot twist: you are everyone's first choice.